Testo: Abysmal Crucifix. Masturbating (With Dad).

Yankin' my crank
Like a baby you spank.
With my dad by my side,
Got my hand upon mine,
Kneeling over Hot Midwestern Slutz
Like we're praying to our God above.

Shootin' my load
From the pudding I pulled.
My daddy, he smiles,
Puts his arm on my shoulder.
"You did it well, son," he whispers.
"Just like I always do with her."

The model she leers
From the glossy veneer
Of a magazine page,
Like a rat in a cage.
I look down at her and think to myself,
I'm just like my dad, I no longer need help.

Masturbating (with Dad!)
Masturbating (with Dad!)
Masturbating (with Dad!)
Masturbating (I'm glad!)

Masturbating (with Dad!)
Masturbating (with Dad!)
Masturbating (with Dad!)
Masturbating (I'm glad!)

Masturbating (with Dad!)
Masturbating (with Dad!)
Masturbating (with Dad!)
Masturbating (I'm glad!)