Testo: Bashy. Chupa Chups Mixtape. 4 O'clock.

Hmm...
Naughty Boy Presents.
Ok, Look,
I was wide awake,
sitting up, I had my back to the headboard.
I was smoking a little cigarette to relax myself, my head felt dead sore.
I was in Embassy, backing off Blue Alize, energized off Red Bull.
I was watching this little choong ting,
She said \"Hi, her names Tiffany from Bethnal Green\"
\"Hi, I'm Ash from Kensal Green\", Actually from Kensal Rise to be precise
She looked at me up and down and said \"Your see-through Nikes are well cool\"
She introduced me to her friend Dawn,
I introduced her to my friend Shawn.
My game was on point like a pencil,
And we started to then talk,
and she was like telling me... she was...
Hold on what was she telling me?
NO!
How can I not recollect man?
Awwh, I must of been out of my mind I swear...
I was SMASHED!
Nah man... What was she telling me?
Nah...
Nah man...
OH! OK! Now I remember!
She was telling me she's going to Bristol to go to Uni in September,
but all I remember, was not caring,
just Staring
at her exposed cleavage
and thinking of getting her back to the yard and taking off what she was wearing.
Two twos, one yewt start swearing,
then one of them south yewts bottled him and kicked him up on the floor,
then after that,
yeah the ravers just aired him.
Promoter locked it.
Girls grabbed their coats,
phoned them when we got outside
Asked them what we dared and...
This is the 207.
Followed them back to theirs and...
I was like cool but, oioi cuz man...
got to drive bruv... fuck...
must of dropped me off innit.
Go to his tingz yard and I was lipsin my ones and nicking her yard like
Took off the La Senza,
put on the conni and just beauty.
Then I started sleeping,
would you believe it, started dreaming.
Thinking that Rave was so tough!
And this girl right here is so buff!
But her yard is frass!
Haha! She's a sexy broke slut.
And then I thought \"Hold up, this ain't your bed...\"
Then I woke up!
And then I thought \"Oh fuck!\"
Argh! Ashley you're so fucked!
If you go home, try sneak into bed, I swear your wifey's gonna go nuts
You WASTEMAN!
Come on, last night why was you so drunk!
It's got to 4 in the morning and it's starting to get light outside you donut!
I was so hungover.
I sat up, and now I've got this bitch on my shoulder.
I don't even smoke but grabbed a cigarette,
slapped myself in the face, got sober.
I'm gonna wait 5 minutes.
Pick my clothes up,
dress myself, then phone up my bredrin and say \"Yo blad, I beg you come get me, I need to go home now\"
What do you mean man?
Argh, don't take the the piss blud.
Argh for fuck... Blad you my whip though man.
Fuck it, you know what meet me back in the ends innit.
I'll jump in a cab or something.
Huh?
Is this girl serious?
This girls mad I swear.
Yeah boss.
Yeah, Yeah I need a cab innit,
Kensal Rise,
Yeah,
WHAT ?40 ARE YOU MAD?!

(Thanks to Leon for these lyrics)