Testo: Bowling For Soup. No Hablo Ingles.

My teacher asked me where my homework was
And that's when I told her
No hablo Ingles

Policeman caught me doing 90
And that's when pulled me over
No hablo Ingles

A hippy with a tambourine
Asking me if I could spare a dollar
No hablo Ingles

Some douchebag at the club tries to pick a fight
And grabs my collar
No hablo Ingles

One, when I'm not feeling it
Two, when someone's full of shit
Three, when I get cut off at the bar

To make a getaway it's all you gotta say
Quatro, cinco, seis
No hablo Ingles, no hablo Ingles
No hablo Ingles, no hablo Ingles

My nephew asks me if I'd take him
To the Jonas Brothers movie
No hablo Ingles

Walking my dog I see a sign that says
To please pick up the doodie
No hablo Ingles

My mamma gets mad 'cause I never call my dad
On his birthday
No hablo Ingles

A guy walks up and says
"Doda esta casel de pepe"
He no habla Ingles

One, so many different uses
Two, you don't need no excuses
Three, it's as easy as the third grade

The perfect getaway it's all you've gotta say
Quatro, cinco, seis
No hablo Ingles, no hablo Ingles
No hablo Ingles, no hablo Ingles

Did you brush your teeth?
No hablo Ingles
Where'd you leave your pants?
No hablo Ingles

Did you feed the fish?
No hablo Ingles
Do you like my band?
Wait, don't answer that

No hablo Ingles, no hablo Ingles
No hablo Ingles, no hablo Ingles

Do you wanna buy some Girl Scout cookies?
No hablo Ingles
Did one of you guys pee in the pool?
No hablo Ingles

Hey, how 'bout we all get together and go to the ballet?
No hablo Ingles
Can I borrow that beer?
No hablo Ingles

No hablo Ingles, no hablo Ingles
No hablo Ingles