Testo: Jamie Cullum. Catching Tales. 7 Days To Change Your Life.

7 Days To Change Your Life
Just one local call and you'll see
A Happy path through life, not for free
Little bit fat, you can't get a girl
Short on cash, I'll change your world
The only way now is straight up
You're deepest despair, I'll make it stop
Just 19.95 on major credit cards
And You'll stay alive, you'll go far
In just 7 short days, you'll change your life
All of your innocence found
You'll even lose a few pounds
See yourself making a mint
Quality time with your kids
Send me your money and I'll change your life
I know sometimes your life is a bitch
So come purchase my easy-fix
I've been there myself, sad, fat and bald
Soon with my help you'll have it all
I'll build you back up for the fight
You'll be so wound up, your stomach's tight
You're the life of the party, get yourself laid
Surely you'll trust me once I've been paid
In just 7 short days, you'll change your life
All of your innocence found
You'll even lose a few pounds
See yourself making a mint
Quality time with your kids
Send me your money and I'll change your life
So many years ago I was so low and lonely and depressed, I hadn't left my flat in weeks and never even bothered getting dressed and I was smoking weed and I was in a mess
And that's when it happened
So I opened up the blind to let the light on my sorry life, I dreamed about success, the money, Moses(?), women, cars and even wives and they would always tend to my every need
So do you see what you can be
Baby, when you're with me
In just 7 short days, you'll change your life
All of your innocence found
You'll even lose a few pounds
See yourself making a mint
Quality time with your kids
Send me your money and I'll change your life

(Thanks to Roo for these lyrics)