Testo: Jon Lajoie. Pop Song.

girl im a sexual attractive man
that makes me a good artist
this is my new single
i hope you like it


wealthy men hired me
to sing this song
that they wrote for me
theyre investing in
this quasi music video
and theyre paying
to get a bid on the radio

Yeah theyre gunna sell a million
yea its gunna go plat- in - um

cause theyll market this song
to young impressionable
and insecure teenage girls

cause all you gotta say is
ohh baby i love you
and girl i need you in my world

cause theyll market this song
to young impressionable
and insecure teenage girls

Cause all they gotta do
is find a sexually attractive man
that can sing all the words

and now the token rap verse
that doesnt make any sense
but helps to get a small percentage
of the urban music market


hey baby baby i can tell
that you are crazy crazy
shake that ass girl
my rhymes are gettin lazy lazy
these things im talkin bout have
nothin to do with the song baby
it doesnt matter
wont you show me that thong baby

thats how it works
in the pop music industry
2009 mother fucker
thats just how it be

cause theyll market this song
to young impressionable
and insecure teenage girls

cause all you gotta say is
ohh baby i love you
and girl i need you in my world

cause they'll market this song
to young impressionable
and insecure teenage girls

Cause all they gotta do
is find a sexually attractive man
that can sing all the words


now im singing with my gay voice
to let you know that im sensitive
oh yea im singing with my gay voice
teenage girls love a sensitive boy

make money etc

rich men makin money off of
their investments
ooh its so sexual baby

girl i love you so much
i wish we could be together
unfortunately we cant cause
im rich and famous and you're not

but why dont you just go buy my album
and tell your friends about it to
so they also go out and buy it