Testo: George Jones. Other. No Show Jones.

(Hey George did you know Waylon and 'ole Willy are the outlaws?)
I didn't know that at all, son.
(Did you know Roger was the king of the road?)
Uh-Huh.
(You got it Possum.)

Everyone knows Hank's been in prison.
(We didn't know that.)
Dolly's got two big reasons that she's well known.
(Look out.)

They call me No Show Jones.
(They call him No Show Jones)
I'm seldom never on
(He's seldom never on)
The stage singin' my songs
My whereabouts are unknown.
(They call him No Show Jones)
They call me No Show Jones.

(Loretta is a coal miner's daughter.)
Ah, She's mighty pretty, son.
(Johnny wears black and stands on it all.)
Uh-Huh.
(You got it)

(Everyone knows Kenny,)
(He's a gambler.)
Now I didn't know that at all.

(Tell 'em 'bout Tammy, George.)
Tammy had some kinda excuse
She divorced George Jones!

They call me No Show Jones.
(They call him No Show Jones)
I'm seldom never on
(He's seldom never on)
The stage singin' my songs
My whereabouts are unknown.
(They call him No Show Jones)
They call me No Show Jones.

They call me No Show Jones.
(They call him No Show Jones)
I'm seldom never on
(Uh, On what?)
The stage singin' my songs
My whereabouts are unknown.
(They call him No Show Jones)
They call me No Show Jones