Testo: Muck Sticky. Muck Sticky Is My Friend. Yada Yada.

Well it's the nifty mervous thrifty
Sticky Muck pretty lady
got a lot a yada yada
gonna give it to ya baby
gonna organize reform
of my marijuana levels
and I'll organize your coochie
make it mucho caliente
Yummy yummy I'm a funny lookin critter
Hell yes
Bitch watch your mouth
I'll get messy on your dress
You be very chubby where's your hubby
He's at work
Well Open wide sesame
yes indeed squirt
jingle jangle jangle
my nutts in your face
in the escapades of daily life
every chick is givin' chase
the Mucky Sticky holy shit
your thangy thang has got my dick
standin up straight sayin
what's goin on in here
bare bottom bitches
give me twitches in my britches
I'm all about havin fun
fuck a nine to five
I'm alive and I savore
every single minute
if a fine looking coochie
gets near me I'll be in it

(CHORUS)
Hey now yall were coming to town
we got a lotta yada yada
come and get on down
were gonna boogy oogy oogy
gonna party tonight
do you wanna have fun
hell yeah that's right

(HOLLYWOOD)
Holy moley boys
look at this bitch
when she shakes her ass
it gives my pecker a twitch
she's lookin might swell
but I bet her twat smells
like big sack of shit
that's been burnin in hell
see I'm only 4' 3''
but it don't stop me
from having lots of fun
lots of chickens on my jock
suckin on my cock
cause it's hard as a rock
countin all my one dallar bills
from the stripper
I be gettin busy with
100 different heffers
Yeah I called you fat
wanna do somethin bout it
bitch gonna die
you know you oughta try
cause your eatin everything
but the kitchen sink
I'm really not an asshole
but you gotta fat role
and I just couldn't
fuckin help myself
so I'll keep on laughin
diddy dumb diddy dadda
and you know Hollywood
full of YADA YADA YADA

(CHORUS)
Hey now yall were coming to town
we got a lotta yada yada
come and get on down
were gonna boogy oogy oogy
gonna party tonight
do you wanna have fun
hell yeah that's right

(MR. SAFETY)
I'm the kinda guy
that every momma likes
cause I'm staying out of trouble
and avoiding fights
well shaved well dress
and well mannered too
but don't let the cover
of my book fool you
I'm a dirty mother fucker
and my ass is wack
can you do a little favor
pop the zit on my back
I would do it for you too
in fact I'd lick it off
cause I'm a sick mother fucker
little over the top
I'll shave my pubes
in your grandma's jicoozy
then I'll fart in the water
and I'll say excuse me
I love to fuckin paint
you can call me an artist
my penis is the brush
and the world is my canvas
I'm motivated by the hating
that some people give me
and I know that I'm not normal
but I am a "one of many"
there's so many people in this world
who judge before they know
so I'm standing up for differance
yada yada here we go!

(CHORUS)
Hey now yall were coming to town
we got a lotta yada yada
come and get on down
were gonna boogy oogy oogy
gonna party tonight
do you wanna have fun
hell yeah that's right

(DJ FURLEY WALLY)
DJ F Wally
I'm a microphone master
crazy with the beats
and a bomb party crasher
You could say that I'm a master hater
and yall are stuck up in the house
being professional master baiters
I got the ladies on lock
shaved off the dread locks
got with the yada yada
and I just can't stop
Sticky got the fire green
Hollywoods a little mean
Mr. Safety roll the camera
here comes a great scene
I'm a set myself on fire
and run through the hallways
punch myself in the face
man this shit has got me blazed
let's jet to the bar
and pour up a little liquir
anything to make the drugs
work a little bit quicker
now get ya hands up
and move your ass around the floor
party on yada yada
that's what we came for
(END)

(Thanks to EGAG for these lyrics)