Testo: Muggle Studies. Other. The Hermione Fanfic Song (Ode To Inell).
She?s been with all the Weasley brothers
Even Fred and George together
Spent some time with Ginny and with Fleur
Though she is quite a terror
Put her with Draco or Adrian
Or even Blaise Zabini
With Seamus or with Dean Thomas
Or with my favorite Cedric Dig?ry
Been with Bill and Fleur together
Fell in love with Padma P
Had a short affair with Pansy
Parkinson if you?ll believe
There?s only one fanfic writer
Who can tell the stories just right?
Even better than J.K.
And yes I?ll say it outright
She didn?t?
Save Ginny Weasley from the basilisk
But without her Harry couldn?t pass potions
She didn?t?
Save Ginny Weasley from the basilisk
But if you look hard she?ll have done anything that you wish
Put her with threesomes, foursomes, orgies
Or just frenzied masturbation
If you read these fanfics you might
Say she saved the Potter nation
Might be married off to Harry
And have a kid or three
Or single and available
A domme or a subbie
You might buy that she married Cedric
In a dif?rent universe
One where J.K. didn?t off him
With a well placed killing curse
Only one person can
Get Miss Granger just right
Any pairing even if
Together for just one night
She helped to
Save Buckbeak from the executioner
Didn?t really get the credit due to her
She helped to
Stop Death Eaters at the Ministry
And you can read about her over Vic Krum?s knee
In every story she looks just the same
An unruly haired caramel eyed dame
Always has just a small swell ?bove her waist
Always a blush when they take their first taste
In every story it feels just like it is true
Medi-witch or Auror, never eaten by a grue
Always confident, always does what she said
Sometimes just a little timid when she is in bed
She didn?t
Save Ginny Weasley from the basilisk
But without her Harry couldn?t have passed Potions
She helped to
Start Dumbledore?s Army in Book Five
Her brains made sure the others were kept a-live
She helped to
Get Harry and Ron through their OWL Tests
Though Harry?s grade in DADA really was the best
She didn?t
Save Ginny Weasley from the basilisk
But without her Harry couldn?t have passed Potions
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