Testo: Pam Tillis. Betty's Got A Bass Boat.

Now Betty was your average ordinary girl
Never wanted very much out of this world
Just an occasional dinner and twirl, from a regular guy

So Betty sat up one lonely night
Trying to figure out what a man might be like
Then like a bolt right out of the blue, she got herself a plan

Oh Betty's got a bass boat, Betty's got a truck
All of a sudden things are looking up
She's the most popular girl in town
Since she got a new camper and a huntin' hound

Might be coincidental, oh you just might never know
Oh, but things sure got a lot better since Betty got a bass boat

Now lately getting a date isn't all that hard
There's a half a dozen bubba's fightin' in the yard
She won 'em over with her southern charm and a satellite dish

Now Betty can't believe her popularity
She's thinkin 'bout marketing her recipe
So ironic and the funny thing is, she never even liked to fish

Oh Betty's got a bass boat, Betty's got a truck
All of a sudden things are looking up
She's the most popular girl in town
Since she got a new camper and a huntin' hound

Might be coincidental, oh you just might never know
Oh, but things sure got a lot better since Betty got a bass boat

She's got bowling shoes, she can't lose
She's got those boys who's just blowin' their fuse
She's got a big screen, she's in the in scene
They're even gonna make her strawberry queen

Oh Betty's got a bass boat, Betty's got a truck
All of a sudden things are looking up
She's the most popular girl in town
Since she got a new camper and a huntin' hound

Might be coincidental, oh you just don't really know
Oh, but things sure got a lot better since Betty got
Things sure got a lot better since Betty got a bass boat

Hey yeah, get it Betty, oh you're gonna go
Bye bye Betty, one more y'all