Testo: Parselmouths (The). Illegal Love Potion. Prerequisites.

In Gryffindor they drill you on your courage and your might
Before they let you in, they want to know if you can fight
And Ravenclaw will quiz you to be sure you got the smarts
If you aren?t brainy, they will kick you out before you start
And Hufflepuff won?t mind if you are just an average Joe
They?ll pretty much take anyone with two eyes and a nose
But Slytherin is not that simple, we want something more
If you don?t have this simple skill, we?ll show you to the door
Sure, wit and cunning are some traits that will help out a bit
But making fun of Weasleys is our real prerequisite!

[CHORUS X 2]
Oh, Weasley, it?s so easy
It?s pleasing, teasing the Weasleys

[BRIDGE]
(Sing Lalala under this)
You have red hair
And freckles all over your face
Don?t you care?
That your family is a big disgrace!

[END OF VERSE]
But Slytherin is not that simple, we want something more
If you don?t have this simple skill, we?ll show you to the door
Sure, wit and cunning are some traits that will help out a bit
But making fun of Weasleys is our real prerequisite!

[CHORUS X 2 + BRIDGE + CHORUS X 2]