Testo: Philosophize. Other. Kamakaze Party.

Verse1
Turn up at the scene we bring our eski full of drinks
Put our chairs in a circle so we can all sit
And skull the drinks that we bought with my entire salary
And tonight I'm gonna test my mortality
I see my boys are off talking with the ladies
So some other guys who turned up are now hating
I look around and see a few fellas who are sweet
But I see other mother fuckers who I wish were not here
At our parties we are here to simply have some fun
But these types of cunts ruin it for everyone
I don't give a shit I simply say to them fuck you
Get my boys on the dance floor and start to shuffle
And we dance so hard sweat is dripping from our shirts
And I'm too drunk to realise how much my legs hurt
So now I go to the toilet but the door is fucking locked
Because some soft cock is already throwing up
So now I gotta find a tree so I can have a piss
Go to the street and get back and have another drink
Now I look around the scene and really start to think
These boys will have to get it ?cause the shit they wanna bring

Pre-Chorus
Here we are another party
Here we go it's kamikaze

Drinking ?til we get drunk
To the music we jump
Tequila, bourbon and some rum
And I have only just begun

Get around and get dumped
Feel sick and throw up lunch
Smoke until you fill your lungs
Throat so sore like you got hung

Now everyone is acting dumb
I'm going for a nudy run
But you can get it if you're a cunt
You can get it you get thumped

Chorus
Layer 1
Yip yip yew yip yip yip yippi yew
Yip yippi yew yip yip yip yippi yew
Yippi yew yip yip yip yippi yew
Yip yippi yew yip yip yip yippi yew

Layer 2
Ka mi kaze kamikaze par ty
Ka mi kaze kamikaze par ty
Ka mi kaze kamikaze par ty
Ka mi kaze kamikaze par ty

Layer 3
You can get it you you can get it get it (whoah)
You can get it you you can geeeeet it (whoah)
Get it get it you you can get it get it (whoah)
You can get it you you can get it get it (yeeeee haaaaaaaa)

Verse2
Now I look around and see that we're all wasted
But my mates and I like to call it relegated
I ask my mate to stop spinning the room
Then get up and run to throw up in the loo
Now I come out and say ?I fucking love you man'
But he's slurring his words so I don't understand
Now he closes his eyes and he will not wake
So a get a texta and draw a dick on his face
I see everyone is having random hook ups
No respect to that why are you all fucking sluts?
So now I go to the table where people are having shots
There's so much alcohol like we bought the whole shop
And I'm trying to go to heaven but I went the wrong way
They said I'm going down but who cares what they say
Because there was twenty bottles of beer sitting on the wall
But I took every bottle down and drunk them all
Now it's 1 Jaeger 2 Jaeger 3 Jaeger 4
Down 5 down 6 now I'm down on the floor
Wake up from a dream I was in pixie land
Look around to see everything is getting out of hand
And I can see one of my boys is in a little trouble
I feel it in the air it's time to rumble
Fists are flying everywhere punches to the face
The police have been called and will turn up at this place
Grab the fellas hit the legs because it's time to jet
Get to the next street but I can't breathe any air
Fuck I can't see straight and having so much trouble walking
Hope I wake up on time ?cause I got work in the morning

Pre-Chorus
Here we are another party
Here we go it's kamikaze

Drinking ?til we get drunk
To the music we jump
Tequila, bourbon and some rum
And I have only just begun

Get around and get dumped
Feel sick and throw up lunch
Smoke until you fill your lungs
Throat so sore like you got hung

Now everyone is acting dumb
I'm going for a nudy run
But you can get it if you're a cunt
You can get it you get thumped

Chorus
Layer 1
Yip yip yew yip yip yip yippi yew
Yip yippi yew yip yip yip yippi yew
Yippi yew yip yip yip yippi yew
Yip yippi yew yip yip yip yippi yew

Layer 2
Ka mi kaze kamikaze par ty
Ka mi kaze kamikaze par ty
Ka mi kaze kamikaze par ty
Ka mi kaze kamikaze par ty

Layer 3
You can get it you you can get it get it (whoah)
You can get it you you can geeeeet it (whoah)
Get it get it you you can get it get it (whoah)
You can get it you you can get it get it (yeeeee haaaaaaaa)

Verse 3
I didn't drink enough water so I've got a hang over
Woke up this morning and I wish I stayed sober
They keep telling me it's a part of being young
But now I see it's just a part of being dumb
I go to the bathroom check my face 'cause it is really hurting
I look at myself in the mirror was this even worth it?
Because I can't even remember half of anything
How did I enjoy myself if I don't have memories?
I should have known that we would all be the ones to get it
But when it happens it's too late and we all just regret it
Like the seedy guys who hooks up with the women
The girls know they are disgraced so they deny they did it
People think 'why did I do that' and get confused
But you're pathetic if you use alcohol as an excuse
I mean what was the point? I start to reflect
It's just too many regrets it's not worth it I confess
Doing shit until your sick and acting like a total dick
You can still have fun without getting on the piss
You have your fun while you're under that influence
But you recognise the truth in the end

Pre-Chorus
Here we are another party
Here we go it's kamikaze

Drinking ?til we get drunk
To the music we jump
Tequila, bourbon and some rum
And I have only just begun

Get around and get dumped
Feel sick and throw up lunch
Smoke until you fill your lungs
Throat so sore like you got hung

Now everyone is acting dumb
I'm going for a nudy run
But you can get it if you're a cunt
You can get it you get thumped

Chorus

(Thanks to Phill for these lyrics)