Testo: Chris Porro. Lampreys And Gigolos. Go To Hollywood.

Jens is a friend, he's see better days
With millionaire kids riding V.C. parades
Every boom has a bust and now its all changed
Did you think it would last? Do you want it again?

As the party got tired the skyscrapers slow
When the money runs out funs the first thing to go.
Now he's disenfranchised and put in his time
So he's writing his script on the company dime.

Then he's moving to Hollywood, Hollywood stars
He's moving to Hollywood, Hollywood charms
Every waitress is waiting in line for her break
Every Midwestern dreamer is ready to make...

A bundle, a fortune, a house in the hills
When his ship arrives sailing he'll pay all his bills.
So he's packing his bags for a mythical place
Where the stars pave the sidewalks and good guys give chase

They all move to Hollywood, Hollywood stars
They all move to Hollywood, Hollywood charms
Every neighbor a rockstar with something to say
Every doorman is gracious and openly gay

The life that he's seen's not the life that he saw
For himself when the tassels and homework were done.
Now the meetings and meetings are beating him down
And he wonders why he's still sticking around

So he's moving to Hollywood, Hollywood stars
He's moving to Hollywood, Hollywood charms
Every party is promising hope and renewal
Every porn star is friendly and out at the pool