Testo: Simon And Garfunkel. Punky's Dilemma.

Wish I was a Kellogg's Cornflake
Floatin' in my bowl takin' movies
Relaxin' awhile, livin' in style
Talkin' to a raisin' who 'casion'ly plays L.A.
Casually glancing at his toupee

Wish I was an English muffin
'Bout to make the most out of a toaster
I'd ease myself down
Comin' up brown
I prefer boysenberry
More than any ordinary jam
I'm a "Citizens for boysenberry jam" fan

Ah, South California

If I become a first lieutenant
Would you put my photo on your piano?
To Maryjane
Best wishes, Martin
Old Roger draft-dodger
Leavin' by the basement door
Everybody knows what he's
Tippy-toeing down there for

Oh really