Testo: The Soviettes. Ten.

1. Because you're funny
2. You're not too fat
3. You never stand up to take anybody's crap
4. You think I'm sexy!
5. You're never late
6. You always think up the most interesting dates
7. You're the best
8. You're mostly right
9. You bring home ice cream and good movies late at night

It's fun to be there, the popcorn pops! And
10. Because I'd do it over again!