Testo: The Toxic Avenger. Otras Canciones. Who Will Save New Jersey?.
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White Dude:
There?s a place between heaven and hell
Black Dude:
Don?t need a map, just follow the smell
White Dude:
A place filled with filthy air
Black Dude:
A place full of dark despair
Both:
A place you have no prayer
White Dude:
A place called New Jersey
Black Dude:
New Jersey
Both:
Jersey, the Garden State
Black Dude:
There?s an exit called the thirteen gee
White Dude:
Right off the turnpike where it smells just like pee
Black Dude:
An exit no one dares get off
White Dude:
An exit where the children cough
Both:
An exit called Tromaville
Tromaville
If the pollution doesn?t get you, the aroma will
Sister:
Who will save New Jersey?
We?re dying for some air
There?s no hope in New Jersey, Lord
Does anybody care?
Three:
Lord, does anybody care?
White Dude:
The story we?re about to tell you is so disturbing,
we?ve stationed a registered nurse outside in the lobby.
Sister:
She is armed with a tranquilizer dart gun for those needing sedation.
Black Dude:
She also has Xanax and Vicatin she got off the internet.
White Dude:
And please, for the love of God, do not turn off your cell phones.
Black Dude:
Mm-mm, nah. You?re probably gonna wanna call your mama.
Three:
There?s no hope in New Jersey
We?re hanging by a thread
White Dude:
We?re choking in New Jersey
Three:
We might as well be dead
Sister:
Lord, we need a favor
We need a savvy savior
Three:
But who
Who
Who
Who
Melvin:
I will save New Jersey
I?m Melvin Ferd the Third
Sister:
Not him, Lord!
Melvin:
I?m here for you, New Jersey
On that you have my word
There must be a solution
To end this damn pollution
It?s time to start a global revolution
Sister, look at what has infested our town!
Sister:
What is that wretchedness?
Melvin:
It?s waste, toxic waste!
The worst problem we ever faced
It?s sick, God, its sick
Look what it did to my measuring stick!
Sister:
But where did it come from?
Melvin:
Look there. Across the Hudson River, what do you see?
Sister:
Manhattan.
Melvin:
The beautiful, conceited people of Manhattan.
Happy to use New Jersey as their toxic dumping ground!
Melvin & Sister:
Now, listen up Manhattan
We know, you?re stinking rich
Sister:
Your bed sheets may be satin
But Jersey?s not your bitch
Melvin & Sister:
Jersey?s not your bitch!
Sister:
Bless you, my son.
Melvin:
And don?t worry, Sister. Nothing can stop me! Oh, no. The town bullies!
Sarah:
God, I love New Jersey
It?s such a state of mind
Why do I love Jersey?
Probably cause I?m blind
Melvin:
Hey, Sarah. It?s Melvin.
Sarah:
Melvin, did those bullies beat you up again?
Melvin:
Yeah.
Sarah:
Well, it takes a brave man not to fight back. By the way, have you noticed a new smell in town?
Melvin:
It?s giant vats of toxic, nuclear waste! But don?t worry?
I swear I?ll save New Jersey
But how, I do not know
We need new air in Jersey
And cleaner H2O
All:
In Tromaville
Tromaville
If the pollution doesn?t get you, the aroma will
White Dude:
So, there you have it. There will be no intermission tonight. This show is eight hours long.
All:
Help us win, New Jersey
Sister:
Help!
All:
Save us from this goo
Black Dude:
Crap, I just got scurvy
All:
Good God, what can we do?
Damn it, we?re New Jersey
We?re drowning in the mud
Sister:
Say your prayer for Jersey
All:
Or else we?re good and fucked
Good God, we?re good and fucked
New Jersey
New Jersey
Jersey
The garden state
White Dude:
There?s a place between heaven and hell
Black Dude:
Don?t need a map, just follow the smell
White Dude:
A place filled with filthy air
Black Dude:
A place full of dark despair
Both:
A place you have no prayer
White Dude:
A place called New Jersey
Black Dude:
New Jersey
Both:
Jersey, the Garden State
Black Dude:
There?s an exit called the thirteen gee
White Dude:
Right off the turnpike where it smells just like pee
Black Dude:
An exit no one dares get off
White Dude:
An exit where the children cough
Both:
An exit called Tromaville
Tromaville
If the pollution doesn?t get you, the aroma will
Sister:
Who will save New Jersey?
We?re dying for some air
There?s no hope in New Jersey, Lord
Does anybody care?
Three:
Lord, does anybody care?
White Dude:
The story we?re about to tell you is so disturbing,
we?ve stationed a registered nurse outside in the lobby.
Sister:
She is armed with a tranquilizer dart gun for those needing sedation.
Black Dude:
She also has Xanax and Vicatin she got off the internet.
White Dude:
And please, for the love of God, do not turn off your cell phones.
Black Dude:
Mm-mm, nah. You?re probably gonna wanna call your mama.
Three:
There?s no hope in New Jersey
We?re hanging by a thread
White Dude:
We?re choking in New Jersey
Three:
We might as well be dead
Sister:
Lord, we need a favor
We need a savvy savior
Three:
But who
Who
Who
Who
Melvin:
I will save New Jersey
I?m Melvin Ferd the Third
Sister:
Not him, Lord!
Melvin:
I?m here for you, New Jersey
On that you have my word
There must be a solution
To end this damn pollution
It?s time to start a global revolution
Sister, look at what has infested our town!
Sister:
What is that wretchedness?
Melvin:
It?s waste, toxic waste!
The worst problem we ever faced
It?s sick, God, its sick
Look what it did to my measuring stick!
Sister:
But where did it come from?
Melvin:
Look there. Across the Hudson River, what do you see?
Sister:
Manhattan.
Melvin:
The beautiful, conceited people of Manhattan.
Happy to use New Jersey as their toxic dumping ground!
Melvin & Sister:
Now, listen up Manhattan
We know, you?re stinking rich
Sister:
Your bed sheets may be satin
But Jersey?s not your bitch
Melvin & Sister:
Jersey?s not your bitch!
Sister:
Bless you, my son.
Melvin:
And don?t worry, Sister. Nothing can stop me! Oh, no. The town bullies!
Sarah:
God, I love New Jersey
It?s such a state of mind
Why do I love Jersey?
Probably cause I?m blind
Melvin:
Hey, Sarah. It?s Melvin.
Sarah:
Melvin, did those bullies beat you up again?
Melvin:
Yeah.
Sarah:
Well, it takes a brave man not to fight back. By the way, have you noticed a new smell in town?
Melvin:
It?s giant vats of toxic, nuclear waste! But don?t worry?
I swear I?ll save New Jersey
But how, I do not know
We need new air in Jersey
And cleaner H2O
All:
In Tromaville
Tromaville
If the pollution doesn?t get you, the aroma will
White Dude:
So, there you have it. There will be no intermission tonight. This show is eight hours long.
All:
Help us win, New Jersey
Sister:
Help!
All:
Save us from this goo
Black Dude:
Crap, I just got scurvy
All:
Good God, what can we do?
Damn it, we?re New Jersey
We?re drowning in the mud
Sister:
Say your prayer for Jersey
All:
Or else we?re good and fucked
Good God, we?re good and fucked
New Jersey
New Jersey
Jersey
The garden state
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