Army ads looked cool-I signed right up Besides, it was the only way could find a job "Great place to start" and see the world Womanize at discos And
Used to be in a gang 'Till I beat a kid half dead In a video arcade Judge gave me a choice: Jail or the Marines Best time I ever had was being an MP
Believe me, if I were dicator You know what I'd do?!?!? Come to think of it, There's a problem there For aspiring tyrants like me and you... Ever wonder
Nuclear satellites Thrown up in space Will all burn out some day Guess where they'll crash We've been lucky so far Every toy up there Is another Chernobyl
Jesus was a terrorist Enemy of the state That's what the Romans labeled him So he was put to death He died for his beliefs What's changed today? Today
On the top floor, from my penthouse I survey what I rule High rises Thin curtains All lights go out by two No one ever sees me Yet I know all of you
We're bad So bad We're bad So bad We're bad So bad We're bad We're bad We're bad We're bad We're bad I feel it in my heart I believe it in my soul
Someone's dad passed out in the street The wind-up key worker bees Buzz right on by At night he still lies There 'cos nobody cares Insects with briefcases
First the urine test - now this First the urine test - now this! Why do all the best technology advances Always wind up in the worst possible hands
In San Francisco you can be mayor at 18 But ya gotta be 26 to drive a cab What goes on Is not what we're told to see Patrick Henry said "Give me liberty
If Stewart talked, what would he say? Enough to keep you here ten more years Where we zap ya with our 'therapy' Throw the switch on your fantasies With
Thank you, Osama You are the savior Of our economy today Now that the dot coms Choked on their stock frauds Goldmine's Homeland Security Why not hire
Cruisin' down the freeway Slupin' latte in my BM'er Roadster I won for being Sales Rep of the Week At my now failed dot.com Then it happens again S.
(Performed with The Guantanamo School of Medicine) Henrietta Lacks died in '51 Of cancer so exotic that they saved some Culture in a dish Every day
The sun sets on the desert Of Thee Evil Empire The seeds of Mass Destruction Are still very much alive All we got were lousy weapons Piled up from the
When I die you will find My body clean and shaved Do not touch my genitals Without gloves on your hands Let no one come near me If they are female Watch
I am a product of the television age Zoom in on what's important / Get the point right away A modern lack of patience / Is it a virtue? Hardly ever
(From "Will The Fetus Be Aborted?" Single) [Performed with Mojo Nixon and The Toad Liquors] Remember Michael Rennie on the late show screen Ravin
