Stop with your messin around You'd better think of your future It's time you straighten right out Creating problems in town Ru-deee A message to you
I guess I lied to you when I told you I like baseball It's not so much the game I like, it's the hats Ed, Do you see this black band 'round my neck? (
My Lilac Girl, oh Only you can turn my eloquence to banality Only you can make importancies into trivialities Only you can cure dismality Only you can
Please don't go rushing by Stay and make my heart fly Please don't go rushing by Stay and make my heart fly I never seem to know the time When you're
I can't seem to face up to the facts I'm tense and nervous and I can't relax I can't sleep 'cause my bed's on fire Don't touch me I'm a real live wire
I'm Steve, and I'm Ed, And we're Barenaked Ladies You're on a highway and roadrunner goes "Beep, beep" Just step aside or you might end up in a heap
I'm well aware there's a bit of a problem Where is this thing that I call heaven? What is it doing here on earth? Who is this holding my umbrella? Who
camera images And I don't have a flash But my little notebook records the subjects at hand In photo one, a flower Photo two is a drunk and naked girl
Tracy doesn't live with her dad and all is well She's upset and I want to lick the honey from her navel She's upset and I want to lick the honey And
Kissing like a bandit stealing time Underneath the sycamore tree Cupid by the hour sends valentines To my sweet lover and me Slowly, surely Yours appetite
Words by Steven Page & Ed Robertson Music by Jim Creeggan, Steven Page & Ed Robertson You and I have been through this before I owe you my whole life
Yoko Ono You can follow me wherever I go Be my, be my, be my Yoko Ono. isn't it beautiful to see two people so much in love? Barenaked as two virgins
time ago. He had quite a famous program, late night bedtime tv show. Chorus Well he opens up the curtains at the crack of dawn just to see the lovely ladies
Words and Music by Steven Page & Ed Robertson If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000) I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house) If I Had $1000000
1, 2, 3 and 4 more makes 7 6 is afraid of 7 'cause 7 ate 9 9 was minding his business Talking to 10 about Gordy Howe's clothes Why 7 ate 9 nobody knows
Words & Music by Steven Page A is for angry, which is what you are at me A is for adult, which is what I'll never be A is for applesauce, my favorite
Words & Music by Stephen Duffy & Steven Page You're in an all-girl band Your futon's second hand Your parents understand but you don't care I have
There's a word for that But I don't seem to know it Sometimes I grow a mustache Just so I don't have to show it The word for that That someone somewhere
