Hey I'm Santa Claus, I'm the king of snow I hate my wife because she is ho ho ho She used to please me everyday Then she made it clear that Santa's only
Yo i dont got bros, dont hang on the streets i dont beat my hos, i only beat my meat. Dont womanize cause you no its true that when you look in thier
High School party, senior year Boys and girls are all sippin? on beer I like soda, where?s the soda Am I the only fucking person here that likes soda
Everytime i go to dinner it seems like im getting a little bit thinner I'll sit down at the breakfast table i can talk, but theyre not able When i look
What's a pirate minus the ship? Just a creative homeless guy, And an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? An ironic way to die And what's domain
Now I don't know if all boy scouts are gays But they could probably "tie the knot" in like fifty different ways... I got a safe full o' cherries, cause
She was the perfect woman, in every single way, She made the sun shine brighter, and all my cares go away. She was the perfect woman, she was a gourmet
[Speaking] Alright kids, welcome to your first Sunday School class! Lets get right into it, OK? Ok! [Singing]Did you know that Jesus died on the cross
Walkin' my poodles, man it never gets old with my dogs on my leash i got bitches on the hold, a first aids kit? thats a rhesus monkey, i bust more nuts
She got me with her looks, she got me with her stare, Bright blue eyes and her long blonde hair, From the start it was easy to see, This was the girl
Well I'm the girl for every high school guy Yeah I got everything A little shirt and a skirt so high Every month you can spot a cotton tampon string
I love you like kings love queens Like a gay geneticist loves designer jeans I need you like New Orleans needs a drought Like Hitler's father needed
This song is going to seem terribly offensive. But remember it's satire, and please don't kick the shit outta me. Okay. Grab a seat, have somethin to
You were the first to build me up You were the first to tear me down You were the first to teach me That love ain't enough to stick around Now you're
