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"In Sauget, Illinois there is a club called Pop's. It's on a lawless piece of land with 24 hour strip bars and an O.T.B. I once went into the O.T.B.
"this is one we're gonna record, so i want you to patricipate just a little bit in the beginning. Just clap your hands a little bit. You're gonna be
Every day I wake up we drink a lot of coffee and watch the CNN Every day I wake up to a bowl of clover honey and let the locusts fly in. Lobsterbacks
So tell me, when you took the practice scholastic aptitude test Did you know the answers or did you just guess? You rely on gimmicks to amuse your fans
"Some say Johannes Trithemius was a magician. Others believe he disguised his science and steganography inside a magical guise as an example of its practical
Will you be entertained by beast and knives? Vital mentalisms will blow your minds! Cthulu?s red headed step child, quite the precocious babe. We
Perhaps it's just the way the light falls But everything looks like a target to me And I don't know where the gun is But I'm certain that it's pointed
(Hidden Bonus track from "The Elephant Riders") Old John Brown left Kansas before the blood had dried And as he rode his head did shine like the sun
Ribonucleic acid freak out, the power of prayer. Long halls of science and all the lunatics committed there. Robot Lords of Tokyo, SMILE TASTE KITTENS
If knee deep in catnip at the old ice box, I recommend you whistle and give the box three knocks. Should you be so lucky to hear whispering, It is an
Scientific progress All too real Dialectic nonsense All unreal Dial in the sands Droid on the Moon Lead into gold One cousin removed God names
Now all will be sanctified And now all will be purified And now all will be rectified And now all will be rectified And now you will be purified
Well, all right. There are women in Cypress Grove And if they catch you, you don't go home So get to booking and don't look back A one way ticket on
Behold the man, a living example In his likeness sacred profane Behold the man, what I have done? The path to hell is paved With least resistance
Once again I'm denied my choice. Once around the stump, then twice across the ceiling, now eight times over Miss October is out for me. Believe me
Like a fly to doo doo You need me like a bird needs wings Or little bunny fufu who needs to bop the field mice So all the kids can sing They call
Well, my senses are sharpened I'm half in the bag I got a Cheshire smile and A five cent rag. Day of the jackalope Abandon all ye faithful Abandon