Some clown in Sacramento was dragged into court He shot his lawnmower It disobeyed, it wouldn't start Might makes right, it's the American wayR They
pride and joy King of the trailer court Waiting for a nice young man Who'll love me for my car Who tells me why I'm cool Tells me just what I like
Drinkin' beer in the hot sun I fought the law and I won I fought the law and I won I needed sex and I got mine I fought the law and I won I fought the
Who's that kid in the back of the room Who's that kid in the back of the room He's setting all his papers on fire He's setting all his papers on fire
people as you can. We'll call up every last youngster we can get our hands on, hand 'em some speed, give 'em an hour or two to learn how to use an
You used to be a partner in crime Now you say you ain't got the time Gotta get serious, gotta plan Gotta pass those entrance exams Oh my God It's senior
them, "Take me to a mental hospital right away. I wanna be be put away. Please put me away, c'mon, call the cops and put me away. Please put me away
glow-worm You look so fine to dance with me The fly-eye lights are throbbin' I'm burning up the floor Whirling twirling Close my eyes No faces judging me
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laugh and say That's rock and roll But there's just one problem [Chorus] Is my cock big enough Is my brain small enough For you to make me a star Give me
babe, so suck on my dick And ride, ride how we ride Let's ride, lowride The left newspapers might whine a bit But the guys at the station they don't give
get them they drive off And leave me home to rest Hold my head Make me warm Tell me I am loved Give me hope Let me cry Make me feel Give me touch
one on the streets And you can't find your hotel You walk a little faster -someone's following you The wallet-size bulge In your double-knit butt Has money for me
fuck I'm sick soft gooey and cold Too drunk to fuck I'm about to drop My head's a mess The only salvation is I'll never see you again You give me
you again You'll see me tomorrow Curse of the Man with the Dogs You may not like me You won't forget me Not safe even in Walgreen's They've seen me
So you been to school for a year or two And you know you've seen it all In daddy's car thinkin' you'll go far Back east your type don't crawl Play ethnicky
And always wear the happy face Close your eyes, can't happen here Big Bro' on white horse is near The hippies won't come back you say Mellow out or
Some clown in Sacramento was dragged into court He shot lawnmower, disobeyed, it wouldn't start Might makes right, it's the American way They fined him