All the cities in the world and so very little time and so many different girls... all you have to do is find them there's a wealth of opportunity you
An arm is off an eye is missing a face is cracked a mouth is rusting a dress is ripped a hand is stuck this mechanism seems to be broken but pull the
Dear Mr. and/or Mrs. Sender We're pleased to inform you that your applications been accepted Starting from the time you get this letter Your life will
I love you like a brother and i love you like a child and i love you like a lover and i love you dumb and colorblind and i love you like a mother even
Presenting modern moonlight just as advertised Coke and Pepsi finally found a compromise How can they complain that we're all fucked up kids When they
a car crash three years ago she doesnt get around much but she is hoping someday somebody will take her away now that you got her a dress you can send
I'm counting back the number of the stripes It took for me to get back on the wagon of the weekend I'm getting out of time Another proof that I got home
There's no end to the love you can give When you change your point of view to underfoot very good You may be flat but you're breathing And there's no
It is a Thursday I get up early It is a challenge I'm usually lazy I make some coffee I eat some rice chex And then I sit down To check my inbox I
Oh Mrs. O Will you tell us where the naughty children go Will you show How the sky turned white and everybody froze Heaven knows How they got into the
He's been trying with limited success To get this girl to let him get into her pants But every time he thinks he's getting close She threatens death
I've been feeling dull as a coat hanger Pretty as a picture of a patient on a fresh iv Giddy as a gangbanger with a set of sutures where his magic johnson
Bring two prix fixe dinners up I'll unwrap the plastic cups It's just us my love It's just us my love I will make the room up nice Put your insides
arrows from the dumpster The kind who tell you she's bipolar just to make you trust her She's the kind of girl who leaves out condoms on the bedroom dresser
Biting keeps your words at bay tending to the sores that stay happiness is just a gash away when i open a familiar scar pain goes shooting like a star
I've tried dolls that were guaranteed sixteen or under none were very exciting sorta like a laugh track or whacking off they?ll get you off but it?s
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Coin operated boy sitting on the shelf he is just a toy but i turn him on and he comes to life automatic joy that is why i want a coin operated boy