man As the World Turns We all experience things in life Trials and Tribulations That we all must go through When someone wants to test us When someone tries our patience [Eminem
Bad and Evil still live in that tavern And on a quiet night You can still hear the footsteps of Slim Shady and Royce Da Five-Nine [Eminem] I don't speak
Justin? It's Zoe. Kelly did not have me call, however I just listened to Eminem in her car and it is the most disgusting thing I have ever heard in my
Just the two of us.. (8X) [Eminem] Baby your da-da loves you (hey) And I'ma always be here for you (hey) no matter what happens You're all I got in
have to shock him! [Nurse] Oh my! Oh my God! [Doctor] We're gonna have to shock him! [Nurse] Oh my God! [Eminem] These are the results of a thousand
LP on your Christmas gift list You wanna get high, here bitch just sniff this Cum on everybody -- get down tonight (8X) [Eminem] Yo.. yo yo yo yo I
this shit? (What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick?!) Alright Shady, maybe he's right Grady But think about the baby before you get all crazy [Eminem
you need, some good weed to set you free You know me, I'm your friend, when you need a minithin (I'm Slim Shady..) I'm Shady!! [Eminem] I like happy
. [Ken Kaniff]Kenneth Kaniff, from Connecticut. Automated piece of shit. [Eminem]Yo. [Ken Kaniff]Hey there, cock boy. [Eminem]Who's this? [Ken Kaniff]This is Ken Kaniff. [Eminem
This is for all the ladies out there... I never meant to... give you mushrooms girl I never meant to... bring you to my world And now you're lying in
[G] Eminem as Susan (the girl) [D] Eminem as Dave [J] Eminem as John [R] Eminem as Ron Chorus: repeat 2X {Eminem singing} I never meant to give you
My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?) My name is.. [scratches] Slim Shady Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?) My name is.. [scratches] Slim Shady
Hey, what's going on, this is Paul Rosenberg, attorney of law. Listen, I listened to the rough copy of your album And uh, you know I've just got to be
my life and throw the rest away Chorus There's people that love me and people that hate me But it's the evil that made me this backstabbing, deceitful, and shady
OK, I'm going to attempt to drown myself You can try this at home You can be just like me! Mic check one two.. we recordin? I'm cancerous, so when
This is a public service announcement brought to you in part by Slim Shady The views and events expressed here are totally fucked and are not necessarily
in my palm Got your girl on my arm and I'm armed with a firearm So big my entire arm is a giant firebomb Buy your mom a shirt with a Slim Shady iron-
Skylar Montgomery? What do you want from me Roger? I know it was you all along messing around with my dear Veronica. Wait a minute. You hold it right
