Why don't you strap on this here bunch Of cardboard boxes, daddy-o? Joy of my desiring You'll certainly look suave and get me hot Hot, hot, get me hot
Centerville A real nice place to raise your kids up Centerville It's really neat! Churches Churches And liquor stores
[includes a quote from Tell Me You Love Me] Ooo-ooo, do you like my new car? Ooo-ooo, do you like my new car? She's such a dignified lady She's so
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Good Conscience: Comedy music . . . Bad Conscience: Jeff, YOUR SOUL! Oh . . . He's Too heavy to Be . . . Jeff: In this group, all I ever get to do is play Zappa
Dew On the newts we got Newt money dew It's a payment on the rental for the dewy little Newts we got We got 'em dewy Left 'em in the yard all night Hope
a big rock and roll guitar player in a comedy group? Hunna hunna hunna 200 Motels 200 Motels Ran toon han toon Han-toon-hannnnnn! 200 Motels Jeff:
The clock upon the wall Has struck the midnight hour! She finishes her call; Her girlfriend's in the shower Practisissing, Practiss, Practicing! Half
Jeff: I'm stealing the towels!
Mark Volman & Howard Kaylan: The clock upon the wall has struck the midnight hour. She finishes her call. Her girlfriend's in the shower. Practisissing
Broth reminds me of nuns (Munch . . . kin) I see them smashing with rulers Disciplining munchkin cretins (Munchkin cretins) Tortured munchkins (Munchkin
My name is Burtram I am a redneck All my friends, They call me 'Burt' (Hi, Burt!) All my family, From down in Texas Make their livin' Diggin' dirt Come
Ooh, the way you love me, lady, I get so hard now I could die Ooh, the way you love me, sugar, I get so hard now I could die Open up your pocketbook
Ow! Look out! Ow! Look out! Ow! Look out! How long? How long? Till that mystery roach be arrivin' soon Ya-ooo Ya-ooo Ya-ooo Ya-ooo That mystery roach
