She's got the healing powers of medicinal marijuana And she feeds herself the same ole crap she feeds to her iguana And she won't go to the bar God forbid
[Chorus:] One look at you is so contagious One kiss and mononucleosis Like a pit bull bite or staring at the sun One look is all it took to notice One
[Chorus:] I want to give you all of my foot long Unwrap my hot dog and place it in your bun Vacation without sun Cop without a gun That's what she told
My restitution to society means stay away And equals empty grants of time The cleansing of a conscience brought by petty empathy Helps well to do's sleep
going for the gusto No not because I'm supposed to It's a well-known fact No I'll never look back Gonna have another beer Yeah I'm going for the gusto
[Chorus:] What in the hell is wrong with people The deranged should be caged What is wrong with people It must be them can't you see That it couldn't
[Chorus:] My girl friend she makes me really sick she makes me really sick when she's dancing in the pit yea my girl friend she makes me really makes
My town Is a place you'll never come in last My town Is a place that's upside down My town Is a place you'll always have a full glass Once upon a time
I'm not who you think I am And I think you could use a head exam And I know I'm not always right But how can we make babies If you won't spend the night
You know I never liked high school Though it was my intent To land a scholarship in punk And avoid imprisonment Yeah my rules That's the way it had
There must be someone out there Who's smiling down on me It's not really fair I don't even care Bestow no pity on me We all must choose a path In rough
When I think of you I ponder all the things ah that we could do Like take-away some Chinese And we'll make home brew That's what we could do When I think
I never wanted to be in charge I never really wanted to have a big car I was always told if I worked real hard I'd always be a sucker And my life would
In the hall late for class Night before still kickin my ass Forty minutes till I'm on my own Forty-five till my mind is blown Pulling in to the neighborhood
(chorus) I want to give you all of my foot long Cop without a gun Unwrap my hot dog and place it in your bun Vacation without sun That's what she told
