over head As I looked up in the sky I saw an Irish soldier laddie He looked at me right fearlessly and said: Will ye stand in the band like a true Irish
well i stumbled in at 3am all drunk and full of smoke my wife said i have had enough, im sick, thats it, get out! so i stumbled down to kellys pub
God That's a risk you have to take Divorce Irish style Unless of course your privileged With a cardinal up your sleeve Hope of an annulment is Unlikely to succeed Divorce Irish
One and one and two are three If you adhere to Irish logic That's just one of the many jokes of which The Irish are the topic You can talk about the
A Mhairi bhoidheach 's a Mhairi ghaolach A Mhairi bhoidheach gur mor mo ghaol ort A Mhairi bhoidheach gurtu a chlaoidh mi 'S a dh'fhag mi bronach gun
Ev' chistr 'ta Laou rak chistr 'zo mat, lonla, Ev' chistr 'ta Laou rak chistr 'zo mat. Repeat Ev' chistr 'ta Laou rak chistr 'zo mat, Ur blank
Where dips the rocky highland Of Sleuth Wood in the lake, There lies a leafy island Where flapping herons wake The drowsy water-rats; There we've hid
Looking up at a big shop window, A bottle of whisky he did spy Into the bar young Paddy entered Called for a drink, without delay Give me a drop of that Irish
Throw it all away in the course of one day Why can't you just go outside? Breathe in Exhale You know you taste like cancer.
so they say diamonds are a girls best friend, well i got some jewels for you! i want you as much as a genital herpes And love you as much as crabs
The farmer stands proud of his tornado tentacles and all owls pressed through key holes and children tangled into cob webs My stomach speaks to me in
Lets eat some cats you can feast upon anything you want fresh camel with a side of squirel Blah Rah Squee Ree these goodins ain't deep fried kill your
Do you beleive in bigfoot? Mother goose will devour you eat your poop and poop it out into someone elses mouth girl i need to take a shower
Woah, this is hella gnar dude!!!!! You're the elevator I thought you were, You keep letting them in and out as you go up and down in and out as you
Do not fornicate among the aliens. Their hazel arms were built. To Carry you from Place to place place to place Their arms are being built to carry you
I'm like subway, i keep it fresh ET gets the hoes I have vomit in my toes I was shopping on ebay for a school tray but i bought some hotpockets and a
Mayor Mayor The lawyers are at bay and they have been impregnated by sharks reaching into the cradel Calling for sea sections The insects begin to