My girlfriend hates you but I love your stuff. I listen to it all the time, I can?t get enough. I dig your first CD (your debut), and ?Society of
he appears to me Like I'm Macbeth, and he's the witches three. He looks into my eyes, like they're two jars And says, "Hello, you must be Lars." And
He?s a No Exit "G" in the place to be, he goes to Stanford University. And since Kindergarten he acquired knowledge, and after twelve grade he went
on LSD or ABC or MTV or the new PC you got for free from Circuit City in Albuquerque. I be the VIP MC on this CD, the name?s MC Lars Horris, as you
I met you in September of 2000, my heart skipped a beat with feelings profound and I gave you my soul and virginity. I loved you so much; you were
[CHORUS] Humphrey the Whale should have GPS, Humphrey the Whale should get GPS. [DRUM SOLO] [CHORUS] So you?re not stuck in the Sacramento Delta
was a product now it is a service Major record labels why are you trying to hurt us? Epic?s up in my face like, ?Don?t steal our songs Lars,? While
to perfect, let?s teach these things a lesson. Stop! [ROBOT:] No! [LARS:] Shoot! [MNP:] Yes, I?m about to do it. [LARS:] Go! MNP: Ha! [LARS:]
(feat. MC Chris) [Intro, MC Nate] hey, welcome to the orientation my name's Nate and I'll be your homie for this year today we'll be moving into our
I wrote a song about a fetus named Cletus who tried To run for governor before he died He lived in California but traveled worldwide It was a big
's talking in my ear Suburban rap queen, I wrote this song for you Suburban rap queen, what's an MC to do? Suburban rap queen, every Biggie needs a
ten minutes. You ready? [MC Lars:] I guess but... I still got to write some lyrics. [Club promoter:] Alright, just remember it's crunk night. [MC Lars
Call me Ahab, what, monomaniac Obsessed with success unlike Steve Wozniak On the hunt for this mammal that once took my leg With my warn down crew
And people tried to put us down, when iTunes bumped a post-Cold War sound. My generation sat the mecca of malls, Times Square, I'm there, Viacom installs
make the world all right, I go back to 9/11 and cancel all flights In my time machine, you couldn't get with me Because E equals this squared MC My T
Sometimes Shakespeare's over done. His constant sadness is no fun. The comic relief's the best part Fans just can't wait for it to start. The pain inside
space game and it feels all right [MC Lars:] Yo DJ Hal! Bring that beat back [Hal 9000:] I'm sorry Lars, I'm afraid I can't do that [MC Lars:] So
(MC Lars is more punk than you) Go! Books about Evanescence (Are not punk rock!) Guns ?n Roses watches (Are not punk rock!) Hello Kitty iPod cases (
