If Stewart talked, what would he say? Enough to keep you here ten more years Where we zap ya with our 'therapy' Throw the switch on your fantasies With
Thank you, Osama You are the savior Of our economy today Now that the dot coms Choked on their stock frauds Goldmine's Homeland Security Why not hire
Cruisin' down the freeway Slupin' latte in my BM'er Roadster I won for being Sales Rep of the Week At my now failed dot.com Then it happens again S.
The sun sets on the desert Of Thee Evil Empire The seeds of Mass Destruction Are still very much alive All we got were lousy weapons Piled up from the
When I die you will find My body clean and shaved Do not touch my genitals Without gloves on your hands Let no one come near me If they are female Watch
I am a product of the television age Zoom in on what's important / Get the point right away A modern lack of patience / Is it a virtue? Hardly ever
Can I touch you here? May I search your bags? You have randomly been selected Got a funny name And you look the part Plus, I like the way You bulge in
When I was a kid my daddy got mad And slammed me against the wall Sometimes I got shook Sometimes I got hit For losin' my temper at all Didn't dare say
Punk's been dumbed down To just another form of TV Marketed to shoppers Spoonfed carton rebellion like sheep Flock to worship any old school band Who
I saw it in Newsweek Therefore it must be real Reagan and Khaddafi chatting like they're old friends At dinner with Abe Lincoln Look how the shadows
Can I touch you here? May I search your bags? You have randomly been selected Got a funny name and you look the part Plus, I like the way You bulge in
Voted off the island of normality Voted off the island of conformity Voted off the island of the flags and damn proud of it too Voted off the island
I am a product of the television age Zoom in on what's important Get the point right away A Modern lack of patience Is it a virtue? Hardly ever read
We are the locusts And it's time for the plague The Chick tracts and gun nuts Warned you was here Profiled as bad seeds since before we could read Monkey
When I die You will find my body clean and shaved Do not touch my genitals without gloves on your hands Let no one come near me if they are female Watch
I am Governor Schwarzenegger If I can I'll be dictator When they make me Pwesident Democracy is going away Hasta la vista, Baby I vill command all of
We are the locusts And it's time for the plague The Chick tracts and gun nuts Warned you was here Profiled as bad seeds Since before we could read Monkey
[Originally by Alice Cooper] I've got the answers to all of your questions If you've got the money to pay me in gold I will be living in old Monte Carlo