and garbage and then proceed to sell you more stuff than you'll ever need They advertise it all--so endlessly But just in case it works, say this with me: Mommy, Mommy
we were arguing No one ever gets mad at me We are one big happy family One big happy family My Daddy laughs, he makes no demands Grandma says I'm cute, Mommy
Mommy!) you go to your room! (kill me Mommy!) you go to your room! (kill me Mommy!) I'm not Mommy! (kill me Mommy!) I'm Daddy! (Mommy!)
in every night do my homework so i'll be smart girls all say i'm a little fucked mommy i'm a good boy mommy i'm a fuckin' savior mommy i'm alive mommy
fast asleep. Then, I saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus Underneath his beard so snowy white; Oh, what a laugh it would have been If Daddy had only seen Mommy
Oh, when I see mommy, I feel like a mummy, Gonna wrap her up Every time I see her Every time I see her I wanna grab her Pull her up to me til I look
went inside of McDonald's and got a cup of tea Mommy? Mommy? Mommy?! (I'll put your brain in slow motion) Mommy? Mommy? Mommy?! (I'll put your brain
bedroom fast asleep. Then, I saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus Underneath his beard so snowy white; Oh, what a laugh it would have been If Daddy had only seen Mommy
seen, Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night, Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night! Lalalalalalalala I saw mommy kissing Santa and I wanna know why I saw mommy
re running on empty How are we gonna pay for gas You better get a job you'll bust your ass I'm tired of living home with mommy I gotta live at home with mommy
This is for my babIes(my babies) You are, you are . mommys Pride and Joyy Laa laa la la la laa laa la la la Mommy, Mommys pride and joy I love you Mommy
knocked her down the basement stairs Then I burned off all her hair Mutilated her virgin body My mommy caught me and she tried to stop me I killed mommy
pack i learned that, i wasn't up to specs i was disappointing, i was circumspect [Chorus:] mommy mommy you always thought i was useless daddy daddy i'll never be your extension mommy mommy
But she would not give up her fun. She kissed his cheek and tried to soothe him But would not heed his childish plea She heard him call as she was leavin' "Please mommy
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hope its always like this when we cross paths. Mommy mommy, how ya doin? Mommy mommy, how ya doin? (how ya doin) Mommy mommy, how ya doin? Mommy mommy
home He?s mommy?s little lamb He?s mommy?s little soldier And he really is the pits He gets worse as he gets older He really gives me the fits He?s mommy
No one can hear you scream Don't ever fall asleep He'll pull you underneath You're dying in your dream He's closing in and you can't get out But you