Lancashire Hotpots (The). Never Mind The Hopots. Ebay 'Eck. Lancashire minestroni (The). Never Mind The Hopots. Ebay 'Eck.
...see Deidre's face In the nick-nacks that she left around the place And my hearts in dis-array So I'm flogging her stuff on e-bay Yes ee-by-eck Ebay is
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