the beat I met this freak named aunt Winell Macked on the baby like an ice-cold vet Everythin' she had is what I get Cause I'm Too $hort, baby, I don'
my homies just what she did She sucked and sucked and she's a bitch to the beat I'm Too $hort, I said my name is Too $hort and it don't stop I love you
I'm coming way too real and I can never be funny Niggas like me just want your money Give it up, cause I'm no lost cause Little girl recognize Too $hort
back My name is Too $hort baby, I don't play that jack I'm from the Dangerous Crew, and I tell you it's true Everything they say about Playboy Too I'm $hort
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3 A.M. I hit the scene Buck-toothed freaks hit 3:15 Pull out with one ditch the other I jumped in my ride and I burnt rubber Party time, get busy, Too
Short Dog's in the house, once again with this pimp shit These are the tales, the freaky tales These are the tales that I tell so well For fifteen years
My name is Too $hort baby, I don't play that jack I'm from the Dangerous Crew, and I tell you it's true Everything they say about Playboy Too I'm $hort
MACK ATTACK It's a mack attack coming from wayback My name is Too $hort Baby I don't play that jack I'm from the Dangerous Crew and I tell ya it's true
is a player Born to mack, 'n got bitches everywhere I ride around town in my clean-ass cars Screenin' these hoes like movie stars Checkin' my traps like a dirty rat I was born to mack
'm coming way too real and I can never be funny Niggas like me just want your money Give it up, cause I'm no lost cause Little girl recognize Too $hort
all my homies just what she did She sucked and sucked and she's a bitch to the beat I'm Too $hort, I said my name is Too $hort and it don't stop I love
