Wake up in the morning Tossing and turning all night Your mind is shaking, feeling nothing went right Your mind is pulsing and your eyes are blood red
I'm a member of the drunk tank Sometimes three days a week I'm a member of the drunk tank There's room reserved for me Happy hour every hour seven days
There is something I gotta say I don't know why they act that way They come inside, disrupt the fun I really wish I had a gun They terrorize my neighborhood
Back in the days of my adolescence I never heard what my parents had to say Don't do this and do that well In one ear and out the other Give me someone
: [Originally by The Coasters] Fe-fe, fi-fi, fo-fo, fum I smell smoke in the auditorium Charlie Brown, Charlie Brown He's a clown, that Charlie Brown
: i can't stand all this common shit- life's too fast for me- everyone's trying so hard to impress- what is the real meaning of humanity- morals and
: there is something i gotta say- i don't know why they act that way- they come inside disrupt the fun- i really wish i had a gun- the terrorize my neighborhood
: had too many cold ones to my head- the party's just begun the world's already spinning- i must be out of my mind- because i'm scamming on a girl- who
: back in the days of my adolescence- i never heard what my parents had to say- don't do this and do that well- in one ear and out the other- give me
: i'm a member of the drunk tank- sometimes three days a week- i'm a member of the drunk tank- there's room reserved for me- happy hour is every hour
: everyday when i go to school people say i look like a fool- they don't like the way i dress- hey!, i don't wear pants made my guess- plaid pants aren
: i thing its time i sit this last one out- before i fall and make an ass of myself- we'll never learn until we see the other side- an open mind, we'
: hey mom, hey dad! where's your kid- she's studying in the library like she said- she did, she always wore a pretty smile- sitting in the classroom
: he's big, fat, ugly, and mean- too many beers and he's a shitting machine- once he's drunk he likes to fight- any fifteen year old in sight- don't
: no matter what color, we're all guilty of prejudice- no one cares about the children- no one cares about the future- we better realize our differences
: people are always thinking too much- they make the rules- ignorance ain't pretty in this cold, hard world- what if you don't have the answer to every
: there's an s.o.s. from the land of the misfit toys- it seems the king's turning his army into no. 2 pencils- the other toys are really getting pissed
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