Testo: Dumbledore's Army. Other. Going Back: Privet Drive Blues.

My uncle is a Muggle and he always treats me cruel
His favourite hobby?s trying to ruin everything I do
And I don?t want to go home this summer
I?d rather stay here at the school
Dumbledore, can?t you see?
My family life?s insanity, it?s true
Someone help me please
I?ve got the ?going back to Privet Drive blues?

And then there?s Aunt Petunia
She?s pretentious as they come
It boggles me to think that she?s related to my mum
And I don?t want to go home this summer
But it?s a fight I always loose
My life there is a misery
Of Muggle-minded bigotry and fools
Someone help me please
I?ve got the ?going back to Privet Drive blues?

Now Dudley?s into boxing and I think it is a drag
When we were growing up I was his favourite punching bag
And I don?t want to go home this summer
But what else can I do?
I?d rather the train jump the track
Than have it bring me safely back from school
Someone help me please
I?ve got the ?going back to Privet Drive blues?

If Aunt Marge comes to visit then my temper might explode
She can?t cast any spells but she?s the biggest witch I know
And I don?t want to go home this summer
I?d rather stay here at the school
Dumbledore, can?t you see?
My life there?s only misery, it?s true
Someone help me please
I?ve got the ?going back to Privet Drive blues?

Living with the Dursely?s is like living in hell
They really are my family but it?s awfully hard to tell
And I don?t want to see them this summer
I?d rather move in with You-Know-Who
The Dark Lord?s wrath?s not quite as bad
As having Uncle Vernon mad at you
Someone help me please
I?ve got the ?going back to Privet Drive blues?